HyperOne reveals actor executives, promises Sam Lee soon

On July 14th HyperOne revealed its new CEO…

Boris Jonhson? Oh for fucks sake…

I’m going to preface this by stating I don’t know if these actors are literally concerned in HyperOne or not. That is because of the inventory headshots used.

With that out of the best way, “Boris Johnson” is actor, author and producer Jared Polivka:

HyperOne’s CEO announcement was adopted up every week later with Shavez Anwar, “Operation Head of Asia Pacific”, and COO Eva Martin.

I didn’t trouble trying up Shavez Anwar or “Florine” (her govt function isn’t specified), however “Eva Martin” is Los Angeles based mostly actor Chrissy Bonilla:

Apparently Bonilla is heading up a “coming quickly” HyperOne company Zoom name.

Additionally “coming quickly” is an deal with from Sam Lee, MIA since HyperFund collapsed final yr.

Lee is believed to be hiding out from authorities in Dubai.

In different information, HyperOne’s official Twitter account was lately suspended for “violating Twitter’s guidelines”:

Actor executives, badly cropped Sam Lee images, social media profiles getting suspended… I feel it’s time to finish the joke fellas.